Sunday, June 13, 2010
Regeneration
The Daily Betty has regenerated! Come keep up with Betty the toddler via our new blog, The NKFB.
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Birthday Girl
Today you are one year old!
When you were born I held you in my arms…and gazed into your bright little eyes…and you promptly pooped on me. That has set the tone for the past year: life with you has been wonderful, surprising, funny, and, at times, a little gross. I can't wait to see what the next year holds!
Here you are enjoying your birthday ice cream. It appears that, like your mommy, you are highly suspicious of surprises, at least at first.
Happy birthday little monkey!
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Fast Forward
We had a pretty relaxing Saturday playing in the nursery. Betty is getting more confidence walking. She isn't taking more than 2 or 3 steps at a time, but she's walking now instead of crawling when the distance between point A and point B is short. And she chugged her cow's milk tonight once I warmed it up a bit.
She's pretty much ready to turn one tomorrow! I don't know if I can say the same for us! And I don't just mean that we aren't ready in terms of presents or cake* (though we haven't got any of that stuff either thanks to the impending move). I can't believe how quickly she has grown. Everyone told us it would be like this but y'all weren't kidding.
*Betty's T-shirt says "Ice Cream Makes Everything Better." There's not much hoopdepoodle planned for tomorrow, but she will be getting ice cream. I'm even a little jealous--what must it be like to eat ice cream for the first time? So many fun discoveries await you Betty...this is just one of many (albeit the most delicious).
Friday, June 4, 2010
Walk the Walk
Today, however, this obsession (both Betty's desire to get the camera, and our desire to relentlessly document her life) paid off.
When Steele texted me that he got a pic of Betty walking I was incredulous. Usually to get her to walk I have to use some sort of bait. I haven't even tried to get it on film, er, "film." How did he get this pic? Well, it was actually quite simple; she wanted the camera!
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Moooovin On Up
But it's not all Mt. Doom around here. We made two big strides at supper tonight. Betty ate off of (plastic) dishes without throwing any on the floor, and she had cow's milk instead of formula. She didn't seem to like it quite as much as her formula but she drank some before tossing the sippy cup at the dog.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Put A Sock In It
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Rain Delay
Monday, May 31, 2010
Bye Bye Baby
Also, today Betty did a pretty good job of eating with a spoon. She's still 95% barbarian though. She eats directly off her tray because she promptly turns any plate into a frisbee.
And in case you're wondering, no, she has not really taken any more steps (just 2 or 3 here and there when Steele is not looking) but she has started to climb on things. I'm not thrilled about this milestone, if you can even call it a milestone. In addition to all kinds of other hair-raising possibilities, it means we're probably going to have to think about converting her crib to a toddler bed. No bottles and a bed? What's going on with my baby?*
*This seems like as good a time as any to break the news to Betty's fans that The Daily Betty will be undergoing some sort of re-branding on or around June 6. Life with Betty is too much fun not to share, so don't worry. I've got big plans for the last post, and will provide the info you need to keep up with Betty in the future, just on a slightly less daily basis.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Tastes Like Chicken
We went over after dinner because we'd already made Betty's favorite, black beans. And we kinda dodged a bullet. I'm sure Tray's dinner was delicious, but I've been to Punxsutawney on Feb. 2, and I don't think I could do it...
Check out my facebook page for more pics from this weekend.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Sealed With a Kiss
Betty had a great time at our friends' Memorial weekend cookout. (Here she is with Sarah, our neighbor and friend and the professor whose classes I taught last year when she was on sabbatical.)
Betty crawled around, played with some friends, and had her first grilled burger. I would have considered the evening a success anyway because she did not eat any of the 1000 Polly Pocket toys or accessories lying around, but as we were leaving Betty waved bye bye, said "BYE!" and then blew kisses! We were as charmed and surprised as everyone else. We've been obsessively waving and saying bye-bye for what feels like months now, but the kissing? That's something one of the other babies in her class does. We didn't teach her that. It's the first thing (besides illness) that she's picked up from another kid.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Devil's in the Details
Sorry this post is going up late. Yesterday was one of Those Days in which lots of little things (broken dishwasher at the new house, no power at the farm house) add up until you eventually just give up and go to bed just to get a do-over. One of those annoying things was a screw up with Betty's portrait order that means the grandparents and aunts and uncles might not get their copies of her one-year pics til after her birthday. So...to make up for that (and because yesterday's chaos kept me from taking a pic) here's my favorite picture from the recent session.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Grass Roots Effort
One of the many home improvement projects for the new place is a thorough babyproofing. The tricky part is finding the right balance between safe and interesting. I don't want to lock up all cabinets and drawers because Betty needs to explore in order to have fun and to learn. But she can just take Uncle Clay's word for it that dishwashing detergent isn't very palatable.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Bobblehead
I also talked to the doctor about Betty's size and eating habits. It turns out she's eating just fine. The doctor was actually a little concerned about Betty's weight at first, which has been 17.5 lbs for 3 months and holding. But after about 15 minutes, during which time Betty stood, crawled, toddled, rolled, stole paper, waved paper, flung paper, and tried numerous times to access the doctor's laptop, the pediatrican remarked, "I see why she's not gaining weight. She's very busy." Indeed. The doctor does want to weigh her again when we go back for the shots in another week or so.
And, it turns out that the wild Kale hair is not the only thing Betty inherited from Papaw. She, like her cousin Gretchen, who has the biggest head in the world, also got the giant Charlie Brown head upon which that crazy hair grows: Betty is in the 10th-25th percentile for height, the 10th percentile for weight, and the 90% percentile for head circumference.
P.S. That's the front steps of our new house!
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Rhinestone Cowgirl
But I can't promise Betty's fans a tutu and not deliver, so here she is wearing it at home just for fun. (She's not wearing the bedazzled onesie cause I decided she would probably pull the stones off and eat them.)
Later, to counteract all that pink tulle, we inspected the tractor parked up on the edge of the hay field.
Monday, May 24, 2010
Bad Hair Day
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Mah Baybee
When we got home she went down for a nap but a commotion in the hall (OK, it was me engaging in hand to segmented leg combat with a wasp) disturbed her just as she was drifting off. I was going to add a new step to our bedtime routine--reading a book together--but I've decided to wait and try that on a night when she's not so tired. Because babies defy all logic, a tired baby is a hyper baby, and that's not conducive to reading. Or to Mommy and Daddy watching the Lost finale. (Still sad I never got one of those Dharma Initiative onesies).
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Sly Dog
It was actually sorta surreal to hear her say "doggie," all on her own. I know she has said "duck," but she calls everything "duck," so it's not as cool as hearing her call the doggie, and only the doggie, "doggie."
But wait! There's more! Later, we were looking at a book and she saw a picture of a dog--one that looked nothing like Tessa--and she said "doggie" when I pointed to it. We have achieved abstract thought!
Friday, May 21, 2010
Tiny Dancer
But don't worry--blatant size-ism will not come between this birthday girl and her tutu. It will just require a little creativity on my part.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
May Flowers
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Good Eats
On top of all that--babyfood just looks gross even before it has made its first trip down the hatch. Here she is with black beans, apples, and cottage cheese. It wasn't all mixed together when we started the meal.
I couldn't decide what historical figure she looks like here with her black bean beard and perturbed expression...then it hit me. She looks like Steele on the weekend!
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
On Your Mark...
I shared Betty's triumph via facebook and got a lot of posts from other parents warning me that things are about to get pretty crazy. Here's Betty post-bath, sitting quietly and playing with her toys. Don't believe the act--this is a baby on the move.
Monday, May 17, 2010
Rage Against the Machine
I'm starting to see little glimmers of toddlerhood in Betty as she expresses frustration in ways other than crying--slapping at my arm when I take something from her, for example. Sometimes I don't know why she's upset. I took this pic as she was getting really really mad at Bone for some unknown reason. Maybe she was jealous because he was in the stroller and she was not. Maybe she's mad that the power company shut off the power to our new house and then was eight hours late coming back to fix it. Or maybe she heard about the continued billing problems we're having with Centra Southside Community Hospital. Facts and patience aren't working. I might try out the rhetoric of toddlerhood to see if it gets us anywhere.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Stepping Out
As you've probably gathered, our evening walks are the biggest (well, only) game in town. Betty loves to go out in her stroller, and if you stop pushing to do something silly (like take yet another photo of her) she will bounce up and down and kick her feet to let you know that it's time to get moving. Betty is a baby on the go.
In addition to all these walks we still spend plenty of time playing in the nursery. Betty's favorite pastimes lately are pushing around her doll-sized stroller, knocking down block towers, and pulling all her clothes out of the drawer. Sometimes Betty will be doing one of these activities and decide, very suddenly, that she wants to be doing one of the others. In that split second I can see her little noodle debating whether or not to try stepping toward the stroller, or block tower, or drawer. So far she ultimately decides to sit down and crawl, but I think she's going to take her first steps very very soon. Stay tuned!
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Up in Michigan
Sorry to send you into Betty withdrawal, but we were out of town and wanted to wait til we got back to post about our adventures. We flew from Richmond to Detroit and rented a car and drove to Kalamazoo where Steele and 1,000,000 other nerds convened to talk about dusty manuscripts and dead white guys. We originally planned to spend Saturday-Monday with some friends in Detroit, but Betty's cold got worse during our travels. We took her to a walk-in clinic in Kalamazoo to make sure it wasn't an ear infection. Her lungs and ears are fine, but the doctor said she was very contagious, so we avoided infecting our friends' baby and changed our tickets and came home today. Even though she was ill, Betty was an angel on both flights. It is good to be home, though we're not actually in the home we own yet, and Farmville is still oh-so-farmy: Tessa got skunked while we were gone (not too bad this time, but she definitely had some sort of close encounter) and Betty picked up her first tick, which means it's time to add another step to our evening bath/bed routine.
To make up for the recently skipped posts, here are five pics from our trip:
On the way up to Michigan using an approved hand-held device.
Cruising on the coffee table in our hotel room.
Helping me unpack.
Not looking sick at all at the walk-in clinic in Kalamazoo.
Asleep in Daddy's arms on the flight back.




To make up for the recently skipped posts, here are five pics from our trip:
On the way up to Michigan using an approved hand-held device.
Cruising on the coffee table in our hotel room.
Helping me unpack.
Not looking sick at all at the walk-in clinic in Kalamazoo.
Asleep in Daddy's arms on the flight back.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Darling Bud
Yesterday was a cold, wet, gray day (hence no internet connection and thus no new post last night). And I have a cough/cold, so it really feels like winter. But that didn't stop us from going on our evening walk, though we were a little more bundled up than one would expect in May.The rest of the week is going to be pretty hectic for us, so I probably won't post again until Monday.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Ups and Downs
Here she is trying to get away from me on our evening walk. When Betty decides she wants down, there is not much you can do about it. She thinks it's great fun to dive out of my arms toward the ground, and as you can see from my totally-not-amused smile, I'm less enchanted with the idea. Or the bills we got this week, one for an ultrasound and one for some sort of prenatal appointment. Don't get excited, Mom. These bills are in regard to the fetus you see here who is less than a month from her first birthday. Every time things start going our way Centra Southside Community Hospital sends us a bill. It's actually kinda creepy.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Motherlode
I had a great first Mother's Day! I got several thoughtful gifts from Betty, including a chest cold and sore throat. I also got a coffee mug with Betty's picture on it in which she is wearing a shirt that says "Daddy's Little Princess." (Obviously, her day care didn't tell us that it was Mother's-Day-gift-picture-day or I might have chosen something more appropriate for her to wear!)
But the best gift (and what could be better than a chest cold or an ironic mug?) was from Steele and Betty: a membership to the Virginia Museum of Fine Arts, which comes with all kinds of perks, like members-only nights to special events (special events!) and a discount in the museum (museum!) restaurant (restaurant!) and shops (shops!). We close on the house tomorrow. Our house. In a town that has museums. Oh Betty, we are going to have so. much. fun.
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Yakkity Yak
She was chewing on the leg of my cast iron bed frame and I said, "No..." and made my stern face. She grinned at me, and, clear as day, said, "YES!"
Oh lord. Karma is a bi---...oh wait, I was going to stop cussing.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Look Who's Talking
But I think I'm finally convinced that she is actually saying "duck" and "mama" and "dada."
What makes me think so?
Well, tonight she picked up her duck and said "duck."
She just sounded like she meant it. And yesterday I was in the other room packing and she was eating supper with Steele, and she kept calling "ma ma ma ma ma" toward the room I was in. And there's just something about the forcefulness of her "DA DA!" when Steele comes home that I'm thinking it's not just baby talk.
This also means that we really, for real this time, no I mean it, seriously, have got to quit cussing.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Creature Comforts
OK, I confess. I am going to miss this place.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Lullaby League
Betty is a feather. She weighed 17 lbs 6 oz at her 9-month appointment. She turns 11 months old tomorrow, and at the doctor this past week she weighed... 17 lbs 5 oz. She is still wearing some of the same clothes that she had on at Christmas. She's a happy, healthy, active itty bitty baby.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Making Headlines
Here Betty chews on her shades, enjoying another nice evening out on the farm. The blackberries, cherries, and peaches all seem right on track to be delicious and bountiful right as we leave. It's like this place is conspiring to make me miss it. Except that shortly after this pic was taken I ate a bug so vile that I can still sort of taste it an hour and a half later.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Pucker Up
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Blanket Statement
Meanwhile, despite already being a devoted thumb-sucker, Betty may be finding a blankie of her own. The thing is, we never actually cover her with a blankie. As helicopter parents, of course we use sleep sacks. Like a 21st-century Linus, Betty is showing signs of an attachment to her sleep sack, pulling it out of her crib and cuddling with it on the floor.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
One Mint Julep Was the Cause of It All

Here we are at our friends' annual Kentucky Derby party, and, just for fun, here we are at last year's party. As you can see, Betty was at that party too. At that point I was pretty much visible from space.
Here are some more pics from today.
Friday, April 30, 2010
Beyond Thunderdome
When we started day care in January, we had heard that Betty would catch every bug that came along. We were super lucky that she really only ever caught one (bad, lingering) cold...until now. But still, World. Come. On. The first week of summer vacation? That's not a wee bit cruel? Let me remind you, World, that I was too sick to celebrate my dissertation defense back in Feb. Remember that? I do.
Here's Betty, delighted to be on her evening walk (after lots of screaming and woe at the dinner table). She is almost fully photosynthetic.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
It Girl
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
The Sky Is Falling!
We offered a bottle, various teethers and a hot water bottle; we checked her fingers and toes, checked in her diaper, and took her temperature in several locations; we called Uncle Clay (because...um, I dunno); we even tried letting her watch a few minutes of The Office (TV is usually verboten). Basically we ran around like idiots while waiting for the doctor to call us back. He seemed totally unimpressed with our panic and OK'd some Tylenol for teething (two canines and her fourth bottom tooth--ow). Right now she's lying quietly in her crib. Though I'm sure teething is terrible if you're the one with the sore gums, I hope it's "just" teething. All those people I quizzed while pregnant ("What's the worst thing about parenthood?") were right: The worry. Is. Excruciating.
P.S. Look! She's standing!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Sick Bay
Betty and I just played quietly all day. Here she is reconnecting with an old friend: the musical sun that was so calming to her when she was about 3 months old. I never bother to turn it on anymore, but I did today and she smiled when she heard those old familiar tunes.
Monday, April 26, 2010
On the Mend
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Technicolor Yawn
Had I been watching a sitcom in which a baby takes an exceptionally long nap (we're talking 3+ hours here) and then had pizza for dinner, well, I would have rolled my eyes and said, "That baby is going to vomit." And yet I blogged merrily yesterday about exactly these things.
Betty apparently has a touch of a stomach bug. Because we are not jerks like the person who brought her sick baby to daycare last week (thanks, thanks a whole lot), we'll be keeping Betty home tomorrow even though we could probably get away with taking her in. As the above photo shows, she does not look particularly ill. Here she is laughing at me when I told her not to touch the diaper pail.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Friday, April 23, 2010
Hot Pursuit
In the morning when I go to get her from her crib, she'll stand up at the end and smile at me, and as soon as I get close she'll drop down and crawl to the other end. Then she stands up and waits for me to come over, then she drops down and crawls back to where we started. She plays several rounds of Keep Away From Mommy before I finally catch her--all this while wearing a sleep sack.
Her other joke involves pretending to choke on her food. She plays this game, no doubt, because Mommy and Daddy's reactions to it are hilarious. We're not quite so amused by this particular little game.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Me and My Shadow
I wish I'd had the camera on me at supper time. Tonight we introduced a new character: Black Bean Ezra Pound. I don't know what it is about Betty's (lack of) table manners that brings out her inner fascist, but, against my better judgment, I still think it's funny.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Ode to Joy
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